Buddhist: "Is god in a dog?"
Me: "God, in a dog? Is nothing sacred?"
In my mind thinks this is delivered in the style of Bernard Righton and is significantly funnier for that.
A Buddhist asked me "Is god in a dog?"
"God?" I said, "in a dog?", I said...
"Eeeeh" I said, "...is nothing sacred?"
Feel free to use this as your own, to the best of my knowledge this was an original thing but I'm not attached to it.